It’s Sunday.
You’ve got a craving.
For a bucket of chicken.
From The Chicken House.
Our fleet of electric chicken-cycles are on stand-by!
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor hail, nor cold hands, nor chicken-cycle thieves will keep us from serving you.
And when we run out of juice, we’ll joyously pedal that bucket of chicken to your doorstep.
We are the Chicken House delivery team! Dial 4008-823-823 anywhere in the People’s Republic of China! We are at your beck and call!
Your KFC delivers?! Wow! We have one here but no delivery. It’s okay though. I’d probably eat it more than I should if they delivered.
Don't you mean, "..at your beak and cluck?"
I laughed out loud at “nor chicken-cycle thieves”…haven’t commented in a while, sorry
Have a good week.